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Lion’s Den

By: Daniel

Graphic by Ben Gallaway | The Whitworthian

With burnout speeding through campus faster than those kids on skateboards, drama is the new high everyone is chasing. 

It was early afternoon, and the sun was shining, allowing students to walk around in tank tops on a 60 degree day.  

The loop was poppin’ with students walking around giggling about the end of year drama while a freshman and a senior talked about Sodexo. 

The senior asks how the freshman knows how bad Sodexo was in previous years. The freshman answers, “YikYak.” 

The senior confused, asks, “YikYak?” 

The freshman answers, “YikYak be wildin.” 

Little did that senior know YikYak is the hotspot for all drama, rants and personal opinions on Sodexo.  

DISCLAIMER All persons and events in this column—even those based on real people—are entirely fictional. Any overheard names have been changed for the sake of humor. Any resemblance to other stories, people, plants, animals, places or events is purely coincidental. 

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